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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
llamascanbepurple
subcorax

hey no seriously though if you’re in college check your email all the time

i don’t just mean because profs send most important stuff via blackboard and email or whatever

but because it is the most reliable method of getting so much free stuff

the first week of the semester i got an email mentioning you could show up to the dorm common room one evening and get a free succulent
guess who has a succulent now

literally this morning i got an email about how apparently it’s my honors college’s 30th birthday and there would be cake in the study suite. like 5 fucking people showed up so they just let us have as much cake as we want, i ate like two pieces and took one home in a tupperware, they also gave me a mug, a lanyard, and like 3 pens i am living like a fucking king

weird bits of your college are willing to feed and furnish you but they only communicate through email, check your email for cake

Source: subcorax
linkedsoul
a-rinna

saw a comment someone made on a post saying “it’s not possible to read dark fiction and not have that affect your morals, you can’t train your brain NOT to normalize those things!” and i completely agree

as a life-long crime fiction and horror fan, i am an immoral monster. i’ve watched all 456 episodes of law and order and committed a murder after each one. i ate my neighbors after watching hannibal. i started a meth lab after breaking bad. i ruined my high school prom because i watched carrie the night before. in middle school i read stephen king’s it, went down to the sewers with some friends and

labyrinthphanlivingafacade

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Wendy why would you hide this masterpiece in the tags

dying-suffering-french-stalkers

Like, all hyperbole aside, don’t @ me about how fiction can guide your mindset. Believe me, I know. Consuming certain pieces of media and thinking about them has helped to make me the person I am today. But the argument that consuming less-than-pure content (and pure according to whom?) is inherently harmful to “young, impressionable minds” is exactly the same bullshit that book-banning, fundamentalist types have been spewing for decades.

dying-suffering-french-stalkers

Sorry to put this salt mine on your dashes for a third time today, but I can’t believe I missed OP’s most excellent tags:

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That’s a wrap, folks.

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linkedsoul

Make Some Pocket Extenders for Your Pants

quixiiify

So I don’t know about you, but I’m often frustrated by the ridiculous smallness of girls’ pockets. At a bare minimum, I need to be able to shove my cellphone in there - come on, pants companies! So what I started doing was making myself pocket extenders. I’ve done this several times, for pants and shorts. It’s great.

I just got this pair of jeans, so I thought I’d show you how to do it. I kind of feel like it just hasn’t occurred to some of you that this is an option, so maybe now it will. All you need is your pants, some fabric (I just took a random piece from a scrap bin), a needle, and some thread (thread doesn’t even need to match the fabric since literally no one will see it).

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See? Ridiculous. Like, half a cellphone, or only 2.5″. Useless.

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 So turn those inside out to expose the pockets.

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Figure out how big you want your pockets to actually be. I kinda go by whatever looks like might be right. I didn’t really measure them. Fold the fabric in half, so you have a pocket, and then fold it in half again so you can have two equal ones.

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Try to get the edges to line up enough, pin it in place, then sew up the sides! Are your stitches crazy uneven and wonky looking? Doesn’t matter; nobody’s going to see it. These are in the inside of your pants. The only thing that matters is that it holds up. So I double-did the corners, since those tend to get the most stress.

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Cut open the bottom of the existing pockets.

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Pin it in place, then sew around, joining the new pocket to the old pocket. I did this by keeping my hand on the inside, so I wouldn’t accidentally sew through the other side. Again, I reinforced the corners, and didn’t worry about what it actually looks like. Then I turned it in side out to make sure the inside was all joined properly.

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Yay all done! And the pockets are so much bigger now!

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Whaaaat I can fit my entire phone and entire hand and probably something else now, are girls’ pockets even allowed to do that?! Heck yeah they are.

rosalarian

You are a goddamn hero.

whatshouldntbe

this is absolutely the SEXIEST thing I have ever seen look at the last picture wtf

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warriorgail
no-url-ideas-tho

why isn’t anyone allowed to be wrong anymore? it’s okay to be wrong. no one should be terrified of every tiny little mistake they might make. being wrong, and realizing you were wrong, is how you learn and grow and change.

nerdgasrnz

#I’m always so wary about these posts #bc i agree with the sentiment #but 9 times out if 10 it’s made because someone got called out for zootopia incest vore murder inflation art

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